In a twist of fate, nothing really important. Different lifetimes. Oakhurst. San Diego. Los Angeles. Jet-setting. Whatever.
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I think about it, more often than you would think. Not for revenge or with a sense of indignity, but with curiosity and discontentment. Did they know or care? Would it still make a profit? Did they think they would be able to work it out somehow?
When I lived in San Diego with my parents I had a problem holding onto my car stereos. In fact, I had three stolen car stereos during a short time. It was rough. I looked into different expensive products including an alarm system for my car that would notify a keychain dongle if anything was amiss.
I started taking the faceplate into my room at night. It seemed like this would be the proper deterrent to further theft. I thought that if someone were thinking about taking my car stereo, they would look inside and see the faceplate missing and move on. Or they would still break in and look in the usual spots that they knew their victims would put the faceplate – in the glove compartment, under the seat, in the center console – and not finding it they would leave the stereo and move on to the next car.
But this did not work. One night, despite my logic that a faceplateless car stereo would be worthless, someone stole my car stereo. I think about this a lot. Did they go through all the effort of taking the stereo out and then realize that the faceplate wasn’t even in the car? Were they pissed? But why did they take it still?
I feel bad about this. I’m not even upset about the stereo being stolen anymore. I’m upset that forever the faceplate and stereo will be separated. It depresses me. I held onto the faceplate for a long time. It seemed too valuable of an object to just throw away. I wanted to somehow connect them again. No questions asked. It wasn’t even necessary for it to be returned to me.
Eventually, I think the faceplate was thrown out or was taken to a thrift store to sit and be useless. I’m not even sure. But I hope that wherever the worthless faceplate and the empty stereo went that they were destroyed and don’t continue to exist.
As in, “Don’t be nervous! You’ll do great! Merde!”
I was just informed by a friend who works for a ballet, that it is customary to say “Merde!” to ballet dancers before they go on in lieu of “Good Luck!” or “Break a leg!”
(imagine yourself backstage…)
“Hey, merde.“
”…thanks”
I’ve had a very terrible couple of years coming up on the Internet. When it began, it was easy. I had my gateway laptop, I used IE until 2004 when I heard about Firefox. It was a simple choice. Firefox had tabs, it was faster, it had the luster of being open source. (In fact, it inspired my fanaticism for all things open source). But in 2005 I got a tiny powerbook and Safari was so cute and new. I was disappointed with Firefox on my powerbook. The widgets were ugly and pixelated, nothing like aqua at all. At this point I was dedicated to Safari, only using Firefox for sites that rejected Safari for whatever reason.
But I wasn’t satisfied. I started flirting with other web browsers: Shiira, Opera, OmniWeb, Camino, Optimized Firefox builds… It was a confusing time. I experimented heavily. Eventually I began to fall in love with Camino. It had the tenderness of real mac app, but also the certain flare of being open source and dangerous like Firefox.
When I upgraded to Leopard, it was back to square one. I went with Safari for a while because Camino was struggling with 10.5. Then Firefox 3 came around with its hype and fancy Smart Location Bar. I fell back into my old ways. I was using a PC at work, Firefox felt right, cutting edge, customizable, fun.
Since then I’ve not settled. I can’t decide. I’m switching weekly. Nobody has exactly everything I want. Here is where I stand now:
Safari 3
- I love to use cmd-1, cmd-2, etc for links on the bookmarks bar
- You cannot set Google Reader as your default feed reader
- In general, works fine, but
- is boring
Safari 4 beta
- “Smart Address Field”, similar to Firefox’s Smart Location Bar
- Top tabs, makes sense.
- Developer Tools are very cool
- Top Sites? Yuck!
- Chokes here and there
- Especially in Wordpress
- And with the Tumblr bookmarklet: when I use a keyboard shortcut to open, in my case cmd-1 because it is first on my bookmarks bar, it opens into a new tab instead of a new window. Very frustrating.
Camino
- Uses cmd-1, etc for bookmarks bar
- Uses Keychain to save passwords
- Feels very at home in OS X
- But buttons suck in Leopard
- Some sites still reject Camino
- Buttons fixed for Leopard
- Del key no longer works for going back a page
- Finally has draggable tabs
- No smart location bar, which I’ve become very comfortable using
Firefox 3
- No keyboard shorcuts for the bookmarks bar
- Doesn’t use Keychain to save passwords, which is very annoying
- One million awesome extensions
So I have no idea what to do. I was using Firefox for the last month, but last week I went back to Safari. It is hard to choose. What are you feelings? Do you have such trouble deciding?
A classic typographic goof. I’ve been seeing this kind of problem all over. It is a bipartisan problem. It is on tons of campaign signs. About half of the time it is wrong. How does this get by?
THE WRONG WAY: ‘08
THE RIGHT WAY: ’08
There’s always a handful of things that I put off. Put off until when? Some mysterious time in the future? Some special occasion that never seems to happen? I would like to air some of these ideas out.
I’ve thought for a long time about doing an Azusa/Glendora beer ride. I’ve thought about it since the Hot Knives beer ride. Although this really wouldn’t work anymore, it was a pretty good plan. There are four really good liquor stores in the Greater Azusa area. They actually make a really good loop and tour of the area. And you know what? The Brown House would have been the perfect ending destination. Why did I never get this to happen you ask? I have no idea! I thought about it being on my birthday last year, but it felt like a lot to ask of people. But would it have been? Probably not. Would it have been really fun and doable? Probably.
A lot of the other things I put off have to do with food. Making soy chocolate milkshakes? Apple pies? French fries? There never seems a good time to do this. These are the quintessential special occasion foods to me. They are my absolute favorite items. Are any of them hard to make? Not really. Well, croissants would be. I should add croissants to the above list. I love croissants.
It’s also like why don’t we have people over? Why don’t we have a special occasion roof party? I don’t know. There is no time like the present people! It’s like the roller blades you got for Christmas but kept in your closet because you didn’t want to get them messed up. One day you pulled them out to go blading and they didn’t fit anymore! True story. Well, not really, but probably.
What are the things you put off? What are the things you always want to do but the time never feels right? Comment away friends. Let it out.
- England has no good beer.
Period. We had an IPA that tasted like nothing. Worst than nothing. It was gross. And Cask Ales? BAH! - England loves Gill Sans.
Gill Sans is the Helvetica of England. - England has very good Indian food.
While there I had the best Dosa of my life.
What is Graphic Design exactly? I really thought I knew, but of late it’s become more confused and gray. Why does Graphic Design exist? The purpose is utility, not art. The purpose of Graphic Design is clear communication. This isn’t meant to be a definite answer, but to start some sort of dialogue about what Graphic Design is.
Working with clients
In this view, a client comes to you with a job. You take the content you and try to mold it into the most compelling outcome. The main feedback that you get is from the client. From my (limited) experience, this is how the print world works. You can propose different ideas to the client and try to sell them on what would work best. It feels very intuitive. Your decisions are often based on experience and what you know has worked in the past.
The economics of Graphic Design
A Graphic Designer is not self sufficient. The very nature of the profession depends upon others. Graphic Designers work for the client, for the money. That’s what it really comes down to. It is love of the the craft, but it does make a living. Thinking about the economics of Graphic Design becomes much more interesting and measurable when it comes to the web. A lot of what I’ve been learning at my new job is this. Design is measured by its success. How many people complete the form? What are the numbers? Do people prefer red to blue? And what not. What is good Graphic Design in this model? Is it good if it sells a lot but looks like garbage?
Aesthetics?
What consideration should be even to aesthetics? In school we learned that good design follows rules (or breaks them eloquently). But what if beauty doesn’t sell? Ideally, design that follows the rules and is built on a grid and is typeset well will sell. I believe this deeply. But what if you can be mathematically proven wrong? If this ad makes a lot of money is it good design? If good design is clear communication and this ad speaks to people who are wanting to refinance their home it must be good design? I know you might think, “of course it isn’t good design.” But it has really got me questioning things. If weird poorly designed (ha!) flash ads work as a marketing tool than who am I to say they aren’t good Graphic Design. Is it me being an elitist? Does it really help anyone for me to ream somebody for having no consideration for typesetting?
Type
Ligatures, kerning, smart quotes, none of these really exist on the web the way they do traditionally in print. This is a real loss to me. I do what I can, but there are many inconsistencies to worry about. There is no way to anticipate for dynamic content. I mean, I have smart quotes happening, I specify font size and line height, but I can’t really force there to be no widows or orphans, especially on content I’m not generating. Also, I use Helvetica for this blog, but if you view it on a Windows machine or even in a feed reader chances are you are reading it in Arial. Helvetica and Arial are 2 fairly different typefaces (to say the least). They look and work in very different ways. They will even render differently render in different browsers on the same operating system. Ugh.
What do you think?
This is not to be a one sided conversation. What do you think makes good design? You don’t have to be a Graphic Designer to answer this. Are you attracted to ads like the one above? Do you gravitate to minimalism and clean design? Do you own a mac? Do you hate anti-aliasing on Windows?
Sometimes I am a critical bastard. It’s little things like I am very critical of peoples’ docks or their desktops or any sort of computer organization. There are three intensities of my criticality. There is the most severe. I hate cluttered desktops. I can’t stand it. It stresses me out. It’s disorganized and unproductive. So that’s a Three. A Two would probably be hot corners. Hot corners I can understand, but I will never use them. Ever. I can somewhat understand how people can deal with them, but ugh. A One is more of a nonessential. A One is looking at peoples’ docks. I feel very smug when I see docks that are the default size and have all the original applications. Somehow it makes me feel cool for putting my cool applications in my dock.
That’s my scale. Three is completely unacceptable. One is nonessential. (Most Ones are things I have done in the past.)
Three
A cluttered desktop
Blowing your nose in a restaurant
Listing all the bands you listen to
Two
Hot corners
Dock Hiding
Two spaces after a period
Not using smart quotes
Commercials on The Office webisodes
Teeth whitening
One
An unmodified dock
Blogger
Windows
Arial
Hotmail
Garden State
Bob Marley
Mispronouncing ‘preface’
(Also, I don’t really like Facebook. I just wanted to put that out there. I couldn’t decide how to classify that. What number would a necessary evil be?)
What brought this up had to do with working out the templates for EM. I don’t like the space between the navigation and the first line of text. I worked so long trying to figure out what was making it do that. It’s too much. But then I started looking around at other sites and they all have it too! So I immediately think they aren’t smart enough to figure it out either. CAN IT BE HELPED?!
Margot has been really into blogging lately.
I can be very particular sometimes. By “particular” I mean I can be an asshole. There are certain things that bother me to no end. Maybe talking about them will help?
Two Spaces
I really can’t handle when people put two spaces after a period. It frustrates the crap out of me. YOU AREN’T USING A TYPEWRITER. Welcome to the 21st century. We use computers. We don’t use monospaced type anymore. There is no need for the extra space. And it’s not a specific kind of person who does this. It’s everyone. I don’t really understand. When I have to remove all those extra spaces, oh man! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember! Never EVER put two spaces after a period. It’s WRONG.
Excel
I hate excel. I hate having to take text from excel and bring it into quark. Maybe it’s just not my thing. I’ve never really needed to use it for anything. I’m not really even sure what it’s purpose is. The only thing I’ve seen them used for is lists. Can’t you use word instead? There is so much less work in formatting when using word vs. excel.
“Free“
The other thing that has been getting to me lately is about cost. People forget that everything costs something. Nothing is free. The food in the fridge was bought by someone who carried it in their backpack on their bike in the sun. So when you eat it that really really sucks. Also, websites aren’t free. Not only are their hosting/software fees, there is the time it takes to make stuff. I have felt frustrated at times about EM and PF in regards to this. I’m going to stop here before it goes too far. Also, Mikey really has said it best:
Well, there is still a fee, it’s just invisible to you. A lot of resources go into creating this space (examples: hosting fees, design work, etc on UHX) and maintaining it.
But we allow certain forms of advertising, such as when our friends make things, but we don’t allow other less targeted forms (like spam).
There is always a cost to getting the word out: paying for posters, sending CDs out for review, or just the time it takes… A lot of “fee-for-speech” advertising models (newspapers, magazines, etc) is more ethical because there is a clear line between editorial and advertising. On UHX that line is blurred because the editorial is making the product and the advertisements and it’s all blurred together.
How do you promote shows at the DOS w/o advertising them?
Is advertising okay if it comes from a trusted source?
While some of the ways in which advertising happens can be sleazy, is the entire idea of paying for promotion evil? And if so, where does that leave “news” and other ad-based media?
How can we know what is happening in far away places unless someone foots the bill? Removing advertising would be worse for the world than removing religion.
(via EMX)