Awkward convos

This morn­ing on my way to work I was stopped at a light (Santa Mon­ica and West­wood) with another cyclist and the fol­low­ing exchange ensued:

- Nice that it’s warm­ing up again.

Not hear­ing the first part of this sen­tence cor­rectly, I gravely replied:

- Yeah.

Then it hit me… He was beaming.

- Wait, you’re happy about it?

- Yes,  I’m happy.

And then the light turned green.

It was weird.

When the Santa Ana winds come the smog hangs in the air and every breath burns and tastes like hell. There are no cool spills of clean(er) air pour­ing forth on the stretch near the golf course. There is only thick exhaust. HOW CAN HE BE SMILING?! WE ARE SUFFOCATING.

I keep think­ing about recy­cling clay and the process of pour­ing the dry clay and sand into the soopy mass inside the mixer. My insides hard­en­ing, lungs heavy with mat­ter… Also, the heavy cakes of black that cover all of the sur­faces in our apart­ment min­utes after we clean them. Not cool.

How much can our frag­ile skin really pro­tect us from? I shud­der to think of it.

Which brings me to my next point! My new favorite phrase: “refried ass­hat.” (As in: “I watched a clip of myself read­ing copy for an ad this morn­ing and I looked like a refried asshat.”)

How’s your Friday?

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  1. I think we are bro­ken. We have lived in south­ern cal­i­for­nia for so long that we can’t pos­si­ble enjoy the heat. I seri­ously hate it. I get itchy, headachey, etc. BAGH.

    Refried ass­hat!

    Comment by Matthew — January 30, 2009 #

  2. I can see you being so grave about the weather. Oh dark­ness that is hot and dry.

    I fell asleep while try­ing to read.

    Comment by Matthew — January 30, 2009 #

  3. But I guess it is bet­ter than freez­ing to death…

    Comment by Matthew — January 30, 2009 #

  4. it’s cold here. we had a few hours of snow again. it’s painful to bike in the icy air. it is cru­cial that hands, ears and cheeks have cov­er­age or you think they’re going to fall off.

    Comment by Alisha — January 30, 2009 #

  5. One must remem­ber that Los Ange­les is located in what is, essen­tially, a desert.

    When one sur­vives here, it must be con­sid­ered to be a good day.

    The var­i­ous obser­va­tions con­tained above would seem to indi­cate sur­vival is the var­ied state of the var­i­ous observors.

    Hence …

    Cel­e­brate!

    Comment by don — January 30, 2009 #

  6. Pacey does look good in an ass­hat tho.

    Comment by Matthew — January 31, 2009 #

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