Meanwhile, someone serves Michael Phelps an apple pie

While peo­ple are build­ing urban homesteads–reclaiming the lost art of giv­ing chil­dren the oppor­tu­nity to see where car­rots come from and why we need but­ter­flies –the coun­try is wish­ing they were Michael Phelps. I had a dream last night about my cousin get­ting ready for her wed­ding. I was wear­ing paja­mas and she del­i­cately formed breasts from choco­late chip cookie dough to wear for her regal debut. Her mother did not under­stand this, but she felt pow­er­ful and coy with her deli­ciously hid­den per­sonal touch. I blame this entirely on Mr. Phelps for the fol­low­ing rea­sons.


Fuel for Phelps — video pow­ered by Meta­cafe

There are peo­ple who use their sta­tus and power to mock the rest of us. At least that’s how it feels to me. “Oh look, I eat all day and I am an olympic ath­lete, what did you ever do? Bet you wish you could have peo­ple pat you on the head and hand you stacks of pan­cakes! SUCKAS.”

What if he made the food him­self, like Kate Ziegler?

A) He wouldn’t need to eat as much because his body would get the nutri­ents it craves
B) He would be fos­ter­ing a con­nec­tion to his body and art
C) He would be an adult
D) He would know what hap­pens “in the meadow at dust,” or the magic of prepar­ing a meal for yourself.

There was a man on NPR this morn­ing talk­ing about get­ting up at 4 a.m. on sat­ur­days to bake bread, exchang­ing par­ty­ing on Fri­day night for an early morn­ing, as he sees it, act of prayer. He sets out in the silence of those early hours to con­nect with the impos­si­bil­ity of mak­ing some­thing from noth­ing, using local grains and wild yeasts to nour­ish the body. The qual­ity of food is all in the love going into it. I almost started cry­ing in the shower while I thought about the dev­as­tat­ing jux­ta­po­si­tion, Phelps and this hum­ble man.

Let us make gar­dens on our win­dowsills and rooftops and in our yards. Let us cul­ti­vate and con­nect our­selves to each other and what we choose to make our­selves out of. It is impor­tant, it is beautiful–it is all we can do.

P.S. If Phelps was a woman in this video, peo­ple would think she was gross and wouldn’t give a damn… But that’s a whole dif­fer­ent issue. So come and talk about it with us here.

P.P.S. Come ride bikes with us tomor­row to sup­port sus­tain­able stuff in LA, dance and eat salsa made from plants grown in medi­ans, and get tips from local urban home­stead gurus.

4 Comments »

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

  1. It is really inter­est­ing to think of not need­ing the huge amount of food if you are eat­ing food that has more nutri­ents. I mean, it makes total sense. It is like your uncle’s huge dog that eats much less of the organic dog food than the old stuff. But he is still a healthy, even health­ier dog. This comes back to the con­cept of food as fuel. You get bet­ter mileage off of more nutri­ent enriched foods. Maybe this is in part why they can sell organic foods for so much more money.

    Comment by Matthew — August 20, 2008 #

  2. I just came across this cool arti­cle in Good Mag­a­zine about this char­ter school in New York with a “green roof.”

    Stu­dents could learn green trades, learn about small-scale food pro­duc­tion (skills they could then trans­fer to their neighborhood’s com­mu­nity gar­dens), learn about chem­istry, biol­ogy and ecol­ogy by study­ing the envi­ron­ment cre­ated by the plants, build eco­nomic and busi­ness skills by sell­ing their wares, and gain some of the much-needed out­door space in some of the city’s most eco­nom­i­cally depressed areas.

    Comment by Matthew — August 20, 2008 #

  3. a) should we try and make a pro­gram like this with our friends on our roof

    b) regard­ing more nutri­ent rich foods, this is why we need to get the sea nutri­ents for fertilizer.

    c) this is why super foods have become so big. eat less, be more. your body looks for nutri­ents to replen­ish it’s resources… how­ever long it takes. That is is ulti­mate ben­e­fit, men­tally from a juice feast. Also wild foods. STAMINA. Ingest the wild power of bac­te­ria and weeds and you will become stronger.

    The funny thing is, Michael Phelps does win gold medals. Sort of a “fuck you to the old man.” I am the old man.

    No ones body is the same. But hell, those foods aren’t mak­ing him any more of a self­less, grate­ful per­son either. Or so it seems.

    Comment by Laura — August 21, 2008 #

  4. I AN OLD MAN

    Comment by Matthew — August 21, 2008 #

Leave a comment

XHTML: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Existential Media