*Our message this year was almost Cosmic Boners because of how Betty Draper looks at Henry Francis, or how Bella feels about everyone.

For more information because you know you want to come, check out the flier.

Daniel. The dude puts together some damn fine mixes. In fact, D’s mixes are so good that we thought to start streaming them on Existential Media (the only blog network that matters). Expect to see an outpouring, possibly even some original cuts.

Head on over to Return of the Mack and pump the jams.

Now we can make dedications when the mood strikes—anytime, anyplace. The next time you’re in the grocery store and Lee Ann Womack reminds you of your high school choir buddies, let it be known. Call the Dedication Hotline, speak your piece, and leave the rest to us. EM: We’re here when you need us.

This blog is a homage to an art, it is a ritual, it is a life saving tactic, it will change your life. The author intends to learn a new knot every day for one year and share it with you.

Chivalry is a romance advice column, complete with playlists of music and media, authored by our friend Patrick. If you need advice of the romantic sort, I suggest you inquire right away.

In collaboration with the community of Northeast Los Angeles we aim to create a space to bring people together. We think a cooperative is a place where people not only have access to local affordable healthy food, but also share stories over coffee, learn about local produce, attend monthly community cooking classes and suppers, and enjoy the sense that direct productive communication and creation are possibilities. Here in Highland Park we hope to create this atmosphere. We are starting off as a buyers co-operative, with future plans of becoming a CSA (Community Supported Agriculture) drop off site, as well as working with local farmers to purchase eggs, dairy, honey, etc. Eventuallly we would like to develop into a small-scale consumer owned and operated food co-op.

Please, join me in welcoming our new blog and cool new internet homies, Highland Park Coop!

She’s a beaut. And if that’s not enough, here are two more reasons to order:

1. You guys, books are little planets, and this one looks good. It feels good to hold. I want this planet to suck you gently into orbit, then ground you in its unfamiliar gravity. I left plenty of space between the words. So stop worrying about it and order.

2. It’s an investment. 100% of your money will go toward funding EMP’s next book. This is the first step in a venture, and your support is beyond important. We want to continue bringing you high-quality books from writers and artists, populating the EM galaxy with treadable planets. Also, I just made up that word, so that’s gotta be worth something.