Freaking Awesome
August 24th, 2007
Well, I don’t know how to tell you this. I don’t want it to come off as lame or annoying. But I’m really freaking excited. So I must tell you, Ms./Mr. Internet Viewer, yesterday, August 23rd, Laura and I got engaged. Engaged is an interesting word. It comes from a French word that means “Laura is freaking beautiful.” Also, a diamond is forever. And, something to do with Noodleman because he has such a good name. I don’t know what else to tell you. I wanted to tell you, and this seemed the best possible way. Most (in)appropriate. Right?
You’re just a couple of Beyonces.
That’s what she said.